Amazon likes to send me lots of, “You liked that, so perhaps you would be interested in this?” emails, a side effect of the massive amounts of cash I drop there on a regular basis, no doubt. This morning I got one that included this snippet:

That really bugs the hell out of me. “[H]as settled for a career as an English professor…”

As if this career–one in which I will be damned lucky to get a job in–were some sort of fall-back career, the Plan B.

I will not be purchasing that particular book, thank you very much, Mr. Amazon.